Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read, "Vote Obama, I need the money." I laughed.

Once in the restaurant, I noticed my server was wearing an "Obama '08" button, and I found this coincidence amusing.

When the bill came, I decided not to tip the server. I explained to him that I was exploring the Obama concept of wealth redistribution. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his ...